Gossip Girl: "How to Succeed in Bassness" Fashion Round-Up

First thing: I expect more fashion from our young gays! And no, Zac Effron hair doesn't count. C'mon Eric: bring some sass to your school uniform! I would love to style Eric... In fact, I would like to see Eric as the Queen B: a rich gay kid surrounded by a sea of girls... that was more like my high school. I want to see a full on war between Eric and Little J. Bring it on, writers! Who would win? My money is on Eric! He is a Van Der Woodsen after all. It's in his blood.

And what? No Vanessa? I was just getting to like her, all sassy and evil.

Serena's 'work' outfit is an improvement and less 'lady-of-the-evening' than her usual. And, thank God, she finally exhausted the entire Herve Leger fall 2009 collection.

3.1 Phillip Lim 'Nailhead' cardigan
Wayne X-Back blouse
Cushnie Et Ochs skirt
Made Her Think necklace
Sergio Rossi pumps

Serena's 'flapper' dress was gorgeous... Me. Want. Now. And yay for Jennifer Behr! I could spot her hair accessories a mile away. Oh I love the Judith Leiber Crystal Clutch so much. It's everything I could ask for from a clutch.

Dear clutch, can you be so small to fit perfectly into my little hand, shiny and gold like the sun, and soft enough to roll like a piece of paper?

Yes.

Collette Dinnigan dress
Jennifer Behr hair clip
Christian Louboutin 'Galaxy' pumps
Judith Leiber crystal clutch

Blair and I both have a thing for Milly. It's pretty much all she wore this episode. I featured her Milly chain cardigan in black last week but white is nice too.

Milly 'Evelyn' begonia print blouse

Milly eyelet skirt

Milly chain-edged cardigan

Milly Silk sheath dress

Blair was an absolute dream at Chuck's speakeasy (doesn't he already have one of these?) opening. One can never go wrong with long black pearls and t-straps.

Alberta Ferretti fringe dress
Suzanna Dai necklace
T-straps (not sure but they kind of look like Chie Mihara 'Sando')

And finally, the Queen B herself. Not bad Little J.

Catherine Malandrino black leather jacket
Marc Jacobs blouse
Hammit 'Signature' bag in red
Falke fishnet tights
Alexandre Birman python booties
Alex Woo 'Little Luck Elephant' necklace

Next week: Eric VS Little J, Blair VS Serena! Please let it be good!

xoxo,

It Girl

P.S. Thanks to www.gossipgirlfashion.net and InStyle Magazine for some of the info.